All following comments are not meant in any judgement, wrong are right but just are.
You know your in the DR when:
1) Chickens walk through your kitchen
2) Your on the bus and every body part is being touched
3) Everyone thinks getting wet by the rain is extremly harmfull
4) You eat 10 servings of carbohydrates a day
5) You hear bachata music playing at 7am
6) You hear bachata mucic playing at 5am
7) The lights/electricity goes out 2-8 times a day
8) It's 60 degrees out and people are saying that it's cold out
9) The most popular sport is baseball
10)Your mosquito net becomes your best friend
11)You can find sugar cane being sold on the street corner
12)The same 5 songs are played on the radio all day long
13)You see people carrying furniture on the back of a motorbike
14)You see a family of five riding on one motorbike
15)You see women with big rollers in their hair saturday and sundays
16)When your showering in your latrine and all of a sudden there's a random donkey eating right outside
17)Pigs have leashes and are tied to trees (for raising)
18)There are salamander like lizards everywhere that climb walls and ceilings
19)There are more motorbikes or scooters on the road than cars
20)When warm water seems like a myth
21)When you see someone walking down the road with a piece of branch leaves to shade from the sun in their hands
22)When you are woken up in the middle of the night from randon cow eating in your backyard
23)When the driver of the public van didn't put gas in the tank to reach the destination
24)When every part of the ground is used as a trash can
25)When picking your nose in public is common
26)When snot rockets is the main way to blow your nose by all
27)When the idea of waiting in line barely exists
28)When a 10-15 minute walk to somewhere is considered a long walk
29)Your able to grab and kill a mosquito out of the air with your hand
30)When it's a mystery to knowing when the garbage pickup truck will come if there is a pickup system
